Where's the f-----g bong on a 80's Dodge Caravan?

The first thing I do when I buy a car is disconnect the idiotic bong
that comes on every time you put the key in the ignition, open the
door or leave the lights on.

I've now got two Caravans - an '84 and an '89.

Please, for my sanity, can you tell me where it is?

 

It's pretty easy to forget where the bong is if it's working properly.
You will probably find it right where you left it, often in close
proximity to a large and empty box of Cheez-Its.

DS

 

Erm... Did you leave it under the passenger seat again? (Never did like
that placement... Too hard to light)

Oh... Sorry... One of those hemp moments, I guess

 

ROTFL! Great minds...

 

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 23:17:47 -0400, "Daniel J. Stern"

Doooood! You're so funny!

You exploited a stereotype to make a joke. How original.

 

That is the way most jokes work.

 

Gee, Mike, I'm sorry I hit an obviously sore point with you. Here, lemme
try again:

It's pretty easy to forget where the bong is if it's working properly. You
will probably find it right where you left it, often in close proximity to
a large and empty carton of fresh organic New Brunswick blueberries.

 

Maybe he ate too many Cheez-Its before reading your reply?


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On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 16:40:23 GMT, "Bernard Farquart"

As with many jokes that exploit stereotypes not based in fact, this one
reveals bigotry in the teller.

He probably is truly ignorant of this and it shouldn't necessarily be
interpreted as hatred.

 

..

Oh for Christ's sake, he used the word "Bong" to make a joke.

It's a freaking PUN .

Take your meds, or something.

Bernard

 

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 15:15:01 -0400, "Daniel J. Stern"

It's actually pretty hard to misplace a bong, and there are only 4
places mine ever is (coffee table, desk, kitchen (being cleaned), or put
away).

It's much easier to forget where you set your drink, or which drink is
yours, especially after having a few of them.

I prefer a 10 ounce sirloin medium rare with a baked potato with lots of
butter and sour cream, skin and all.

 

You must be a desperately sad person.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
A: Somebody who knocks on your door for absolutely no reason.

Did you laugh?

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Why can't you just follow the sound until finding it? Even if it's too
hard to see under the dash or wherever, maybe you can carefully stuff
a rag up there and see if the sound is muffled.
Also, there's a Caravan NG somewhere that might have a more direct
answer. Just be careful not to ever admit you had a transmission
problem when posting. They are very touchy about such things.

 

Fuckin' *jesus*, dude, it was a *joke!* Y'know, hee hee hee? Ha ha ha?
Humor?

 

Seriously, or smoke another bowl.

With all this oppression and bigotry Mike Helm feels as the result of my
harmless and knowing little bong joke, I feel the impending need to make a
joke about overuse of marijuana tending to cause paranoia...anyone know
where I can rent a black helicopter for an afternoon?

 

*eyeroll*

Sure, fine, whatever. I'm a bigot and I exploited a stereotype not based
in fact. Your experience, your little collected set of "facts", is the
only real one. I am truly ignorant. I kowtow and genuflect before Your
Highness. As it were.

 

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A: Lies awake all night wondering if there is a doG

 

Link did not work.

DAS

 

You're just being paranoid, top poster.