What a loser!

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Steve, May 22, 2004.

  1. Steve

    Steve Guest

    Remember this chow-chip posting here a few weeks ago? What a freakin'
    embarassment to all Texans. And the stupid twit actually lives less than
    10 miles from ME. Sheesh :p

    http://www.batcity.com/bonfire/comments.php

    I still think the best thing the fool could do with the Durango is sell
    it to me for $500. I'd put a new 318 in it, and either drive it for a
    half million miles myself, or sell it and clear a good 10 grand on the deal.

    Dipstick didn't even have the 'nads to keep his "guestbook" page open
    either. Methinks he's not a real Texan. Must be a transplant from
    somewhere else... ROTFL!!!! :) :) :)
     
    Steve, May 22, 2004
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  2. Steve

    jdoe Guest

    Yeah 5.2 has been around since Moses lost his sandals. Change the oil once
    in a while and they work. That's all there is to it! total PUTZ more money
    than brains.
    Larry
     
    jdoe, May 23, 2004
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  3. Steve

    Steve Guest

    And when the occasional one DOES break, there's absolutely no reason to
    think the replacement would be "another defective 5.2." And wanton
    destruction of a vehicle that still has a lot of value is S-T-U-P-I-D.
     
    Steve, May 24, 2004
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  4. Steve

    Geoff Guest

    I take it the local zoning enforcement has gotten a little lax, eh? You're
    supposed to have a 25-mile radius clear of automotive stupidity, Steve.
    deal.

    Clearly, this is a guy who thinks he's going to make a profit by burning his
    truck. It's a shame, but consider: with the way this fool is acting right
    now, do you think he ever took care of the thing over the past 5 years? Say
    he sold it to you for $500. You'd put in an engine, then the trans would
    fail...then the ABS, then the A/C...

    What I think is funny is that anybody in a large urban area gets to see a
    car or truck burn on the side of a freeway for free at least once or twice a
    year. I can't imagine why anyone would pay to see it. It stinks and smokes
    heavily, leaves a big mess behind, and rarely, if ever, are there any
    _large_ flames. He'd probably have to rig something to even get a decent
    fireball.

    Since he'll destroy the salvage value of all the body panels, most junkyards
    won't give him anything for it; maybe $25/ton for scrap metal value. Oh,
    well. There's no shortage of idiocy, is there?

    --Geoff
     
    Geoff, May 24, 2004
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  5. Steve

    Steve Guest

    Of course not. Its probably something an ex-common-law-wife bought or
    whipped him into buying, and he's been staggering out of his trailer and
    beating it mercilessly for 2 years, and it made him REALLY angry when it
    lasted over 100,000 miles anyway.
    Yeah, but a bare Durango with good body panels but stripped of engine,
    trans AND suspension is worth more than a grand to anyone who can turn
    wrenches and go junkyard diving to gather the parts to put it back together.
    Fire season is coming soon, and we've had a lot of rain to establish a
    really good fuel mass in grasses and trees. I'd be highly surprised if
    ANY fire dept. let him do it. Let alone the Texas Commission on
    Environmental Quality.
    There never has been, but the 'net just spreads it around faster. And
    its extra embarrassing when its someone in your own neck of the woods :-(
     
    Steve, May 24, 2004
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  6. Ahh, he's proly just a T-Sip.

    Richard
    A&M '81
     
    Richard Smith, May 24, 2004
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  7. Steve

    Steve Guest

    "THHHPPPPPPTTTT!!!"

    Steve
    UT 86

    :)
     
    Steve, May 24, 2004
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  8. He's proly an OU grad trying to degrease his engine the only way he knows
    how.

    And that's "TU 86"

    Richard
    ;-)
     
    Richard Smith, May 24, 2004
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  9. Steve

    Bill Putney Guest

    The guy needs to tak lessons from the guy who sold his ex's wedding
    dress on e-bay.

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, May 25, 2004
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  10. Steve

    Steve Guest

    Now that makes a bit of sense.
    Go back and take that Aggie reading extension course again, buddy. ;-p
     
    Steve, May 25, 2004
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  11. That particular coloring book is on loan to a small secular college in
    Austin.... heh heh
    :)
     
    Richard Smith, May 26, 2004
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