Warfare is the solution to current gas crisis

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by George Orwell, May 23, 2007.

  1. When the United States needed new territory in the 19th Century, it
    conquered the Native American Aborigines (the Indians). They were death
    marched to reservations in the deserts or to other wasteland to make room
    for whites. Just look at Arizona. The whites took Flagstaff and "gave"
    the luckless Indians Tuba City. Visit both places so you will see the
    truth for yourselves.

    Carrying over the same logic, we need oil, so we'll take what we want and
    throw the natives out. Knocking over Saudi Arabia is the easiest. They
    have no army to speak about, power is concentrated in a few and their
    population is small. We confiscate their oil fields and the gas crisis is
    over. As for the Saudis, deport them to Iraq where they'll be finished off
    in short order.

    Feeling guilty? Why? We've done it before and can and will do it again.
    It's nothing more than survival of the fittest.
     
    George Orwell, May 23, 2007
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  2. George Orwell

    duszkiew Guest

    Great idea. Only one correction: Saudis need not to be "deported" but
    "resettled" to Iraq . Also, the idea is not original: Stalin
    resettled tens of millions of Kalmuks, Armenians, Poles, and other
    nationalities just for a hell of it. And because he did not have an
    advantage of hi-tech ( cattle cars were used), and- due to the fact
    that the Russian climate for most of the year is not really favorable
    for survival of starved , half-naked human beings - 80% of them or so
    didnot even make it to destination points..
     
    duszkiew, May 23, 2007
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  3. I pray the Thought Police come get you.
     
    Jeff Strickland, May 23, 2007
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  4. George Orwell

    Jeff Guest

    Please do not feed the troll.
     
    Jeff, May 23, 2007
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    Must be Me Guest

    Who IS this guy????


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    Must be Me, May 24, 2007
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  6. George Orwell

    Jeff Guest

    A troll.
     
    Jeff, May 24, 2007
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  7. George Orwell

    Guest Guest


    He's just humping your leg..
     
    Guest, May 24, 2007
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  8. George Orwell

    F.H. Guest


    LOL, right. Think Enron. Think peak oil. Think never *ending* war. ;)
     
    F.H., May 24, 2007
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  9. That's actually Cheney's long term plan -- overthrow Saddam, install a
    US-friendly government in Iraq, ave it invade the eastern part of
    Saudi Arabia, which is where all the oil is concentrated there and
    where the vast majority of the population is Shiite, and drive the
    Saudi ruling family westward into the desert and turn them into
    bedouins again.

    But plans don't always work out well.
     
    larry moe 'n curly, May 24, 2007
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  10. George Orwell

    dbu., Guest

    This is rich, VERY rich stuff. Could we somehow write a book and
    perhaps a movie later? Actually we could embellish this a bit more with
    some additional imaginative ideas, think and use all of your creative
    thoughts. I think this could be a winner and make us a lot of money.
    Include me in the deal and I will come up with some good ideas too.
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    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
    We are the President." Hillary Clinton
     
    dbu.,, May 25, 2007
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  11. George Orwell

    DeserTBoB Guest

    What's the matter, a probable scenario a little too scary for you?
    It's pretty much a well known fact that the Iraq thing was precisely
    about that...setting up for a Saudi takeover, except Cheney-Monster
    didn't do his cultural homework well enough, and this little
    Sunni-Shi'ite problem cropped up. Goes to show ol' "Dickhead" isn't
    as competent as the pundits said he was.

    Articles of Impeachment have been filed in the House again Cheney
    already. Pray for that...or a defective stent.
     
    DeserTBoB, May 25, 2007
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  12. George Orwell

    dbu., Guest

    Ah, I just noticed this was another cross-posted article. I will KF it
    as I don't like cross-posted BS. Bye.
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    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
    We are the President." Hillary Clinton
     
    dbu.,, May 25, 2007
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