Thou shalt not drive a Chrysler !!!

GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY.

That means, if you drive a Chrysler, you're not blessed by GOD, have a
risk of a traffic accident and in case of death you won't go to HEAVEN.

So I think it's better to sell your Chrysler and buy some blessed
automobile !

 

The Word of the Lord says:

"You send forth Your __fury__, it consumes them like straw"

Exodus 15:7

So we know that not only goes God bless Chryslers, he owns one!

Ted

 

That just proves god is a hypocrite. He had a Plymouth himself (He drove
them out in His fury).

And Paul had an early-'90s Dodge ("I was in the spirit on the lord's day).

 

Yeah - but the Apostles were all in one Accord on the Day of Pentecoste!
(I figured we might as well go thru our usual litany (pun intended) of
Biblical car jokes like we usually do once they start).

And wasn't there something about Moses having a Triumph?

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
address with the letter 'x')

 

RE: God

Yeah, he does. I've seen him. He's retired, living in a double wide on the west
side of Dubuque
Iowa just off of Derby Grange Road.

 

Yep! Descended the mountain in it, he did. Heaven only knows how he got it
started to go up the mountain.

 

How could he? He doesn't exist.

 

But does He drive a Chrysler?

 

Ain'tchya been paying attention? He drives a Plymouth. A Fury.

 

British intrepidness, ol' son. But it did break down on the way....

DAS

For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling

 

Daniel J. Stern wrote:

Helicopter. Its the only explanation.

 

Well, no, the Triumph was the *reason* he was descending the mountain;
the Lucas starter had packed it in again.

nate

 

Wow, he had one back in Old Testament days and still drives one today. Now
THAT'S owner loyalty. Maybe I should have kept my Horizon. At 62 I need all
the help I can get.