Intrepid wheel alignment - done right?

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Greg Houston, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Greg Houston

    Greg Houston Guest

    x-no-archive: yes

    Hey guys, you've both contributed tons of great info to this group, and you
    both have some valid points about alignments. Can't there be an agreement to
    disagree? Comparing anybody to Lloyd is really low! :)
     
    Greg Houston, Mar 1, 2004
    #21
  2. Greg Houston

    Bill Putney Guest

    Oh yes I'm weally weally scared.

    It sounds like you are the one that is threatened by the suggestion that
    some in your precious "professional" industry are corrupt. It's just
    human nature, Neil, so don't take it personally - happens in every
    industry.
    Oh no! Now I'm just devastated!

    Fixed my problem when the "experts/professionals" didn't, didn't I.
    Yes Neil. You want to keep the printouts out of the hands of the
    customer. You can rationalize it all you want, but that is keeping an
    otherwise knowledgeable customer in the dark.
    I paid my way - in fact overpaid my way. But of course you will
    continue to object to that red herring.
    That isn't what happened at all. Last time I checked, $45 to $65 that I
    paid is more than $19.95.

    I purposefully don't respond to such coupons, but you'll probably
    criticize me for that too. Proof that you assume whatever you want to
    in a vain attempt to win a stupid argument. I paid full price, and have
    always offered more if extra effort was required (seldom taken up on it,
    but it shows good will). My goal was to fix a problem and to pay what
    it took. The shops didn't see it that way - they felt they were
    entitled to the full price when they did a sh***y job. But you'll
    ignore that too just like you have everything else about this, or twist
    it into some negative lie. Get help - you need it.
    A printout of measurements on a vehicle with problems doesn't add
    knowledge to help fix the problem - that's what you're saying. You're
    only showing yourself to be a total - and I do mean TOTAL - fool. So my
    tire wear and handling problems just magically went away. The fact that
    I systematically diagnosed and fixed the problems is pure coincidence.
    Yeah right.

    "A print out isn't knowledge, neither is second guessing or arm-chair
    quarterbacking." Like you do with your doctors? Finding out
    information, asking questions, and finding out about options is not
    wrong. In fact, it's stupid not too. You can call it second guessing,
    arm-chair quarterbacking or any other of a bunch of clichés, but the way
    you opperate with service providers is complete lunacy.
    That coming from you means nothing.
    Your lying only makes it worse. That has been explained over and over.
    Sour grapes? I can't beleive that that would have to be explained to a
    50 year old "man of the world". Sour grapes is when you lose and make
    excuses that you didn't want what you really wanted but you can't admit
    it (either to yourself or to others). Try reading the children's story
    book on that - I think it's called "The Fox and the Grapes" - you could
    learn a lot, but ya gotta start somewhere.

    I actually got what I wanted - a well-handling, quiet, etc. car. That's
    not sour grapes. That's pure joy.
    He's probably smarter than me in that regard and has decided that it
    does no good to argue with a fool.
    Dictate? No. Simply excercising my options in a free market to not do
    business with a shop who won't give me printouts. That's dictating?
    Not really. So if you are shopping for a red widget, and the first
    store you go into only has blue ones, and you go down the street to the
    store that has red ones, you're dictating how someone runs their
    business? Only in *your* mind would shopping for what you need and not
    buying what you don't want be dictating how someone runs their
    business. It's called the free market system. Write it down: f-r-e-e
    m-a-r-k-e-t s-y-s-t-e-m.

    No objections to Dan's post. I simply said that the situation was
    apparetnly different where I am and that it was good for him that he
    could trust the shop he goes to, but that I was not able to get anywhere
    until I got printouts. If you haven't gotten that point the first 4 or
    5 times it's been stated, you won't get it this time either.
    Nah - For the 4th or 5th time, I'm getting printouts now just by paying
    the full alignment price. What's so hard to understand about that? You
    need to get your arteries checked again - I think they're hardening
    prematurely on you. I'm 2 years older and am not having nearly the
    problems you are. Once again, you are undeniably wrong. You said I
    have to buy my own shop to get printouts. I didn't and I get
    printouts. Nanny nanny boo boo.
    In order to say that, you must not comprehend what "conflict of
    interest" means. I'll type r-e-a-l s-l-o-w so you can
    u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d: A poor alignment often means faster tire wear. If
    the same shop that does the alignment also sells the tires, then the
    incentive, other than their own personal integrity, isn't fully there to
    do a really good job on the alignment. An unscrupulous shop could
    intentionally make the alignments marginal so that it isn't obvious to
    the customer, but that they sell more tires. Now, an aware customer may
    evenutally pick up on the problem, and go elsewhere, but an unscrupulous
    shop might think they will do better overall (the smarts of the
    particular population of customers will determine weather the shop
    really does profit more from the ill-gotten gain, but the owner may
    still try it and either profit or go out of business depending...).
    There - was that so h-a-r-d to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d?
    "even begin to get close to getting" - nice phrasing.

    Whatever.

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, Mar 1, 2004
    #22
  3. On Sat, 28 Feb 2004, Bill Putney wrote:

    <snip a bunch of stuff>

    Bill, regardless of where you live, I still don't believe you can't find a
    competent alignment shop. I've managed to find good shops for just about
    everything I've needed doing in a bunch of states and provinces, in urban,
    suburban and rural settings, for cars made in the '60s, '70s, '80s and
    '90s. I'm sure you can do likewise.
    It sounds like a big part of the problem is a lack of communication. If
    you're making a secret of the actual problem (pulls to the right, pulls to
    the left, steering shimmy at 49 mph under moderate acceleration, have to
    hold the wheel slightly leftward to go straight, veers under braking,
    abnormal tire wear, whatever) and just asking for this service or that
    service or the other specific service, you're doing yourself a great
    DISservice.

    No matter how good an amateur mechanic you or I are, no matter how well we
    know our respective vehicles, the servicemen at a good professional shop
    have seen many more of them, much more often. For that reason alone,
    they're more likely to be able to home in on a problem's cause that you or
    I are just guessing at. Believe me, I know how it feels to be absolutely
    certain I've figured out the cause of the problem. Thing is, I also know
    how much it costs to go buy the service I've decided I need, only to
    discover it hasn't fixed the problem. Diagnostic time and work costs money
    for an excellent reason: It's valuable!

    I'm not saying you should just blindly trust any ol' service shop --
    obviously, due dilligence and followup is necessary -- but whatever
    problem you're trying to fix is NOT going to be confirmed solved by
    numbers on a piece of paper. It's going to be confirmed solved by absence
    of symptoms after the service work.

    DS
     
    Daniel J. Stern, Mar 1, 2004
    #23
  4. Here's an old joke for you.

    Guy's refrigerator stops working so he calls up a refrigerator repair guy.
    The service guy shows up and look at the refrigerator, then takes out a
    hammer and gives the compressor a good smack. The refrigerator starts
    working again and the service guy hands over a bill for $100.01

    The owner of the refrigerator looks at the bill and says:

    "What the hell is this? All you did is tap it with a hammer!! And what
    the hell is the $0.01 for?"

    The service guy says:

    "The penny is what I charged for hammering on the refrigerator. The
    $100 is what I charge for knowing WHERE to hammer!"
    Be careful there Dan. There are some situations - not many - where the
    symptoms of problems are additive. You can have 2 broken things that
    have symptoms which cancel each other out. And there are problems which
    take a while
    for symptoms to show up. For example, last week my car would not
    start, the problem turned out to be a mechanical fuel pump which the
    2 bolts holding the pump on had been ever so slowly unscrewing themselves
    from the block over a period of probably years. Once the pump got far
    enough away the cog on the cam couldn't hit the diaphram lever.

    The truth is that you never really know with 100% certainty with any complex
    machine if every system in it is working perfectly, even if there are no
    outward signs of
    trouble.
     
    Ted Mittelstaedt, Mar 1, 2004
    #24
  5. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    Labor times for alignment procedures for a 1998-2003 Chrysler
    Concorde

    Four wheel alignment, check................. 0.8 hours

    Four wheel alignment, adjustment........2.6 hours

    I don't know what else you can expect from a shop whos labor rate
    is $17.30 - $25.00 an hour, or, the alignment was merely
    "checked" which according to the prices your quoting would make a
    lot more sense.

    I'll go along with Daniel that yours is a communication problem
    as evidenced by your plugging in a rant about "doctors,"
    "lawyers," "accountants," "the IRS," "the price of fish food,"
    "tires and alignments are a conflict of interest," etc, etc,
    etc....
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 1, 2004
    #25
  6. Greg Houston

    Bill Putney Guest

    0.8 x $25 = $20, and I paid $65! What are you smoking!?

    Let's see - let's call it $20/hr (probably a little on the high side
    around here, but let's give you the benefit of the doubt). 2.6 hours x
    $20 = $52. I paid $65. Hmmm - what're you trying to pull now, Neil.
    Maybe we're supposed to add the 2.6 and the 0.8, but that would be bogus
    because I know for a fact they didn't even put 2-1/2 hrs. total into it.

    It's one thing to fudge words, because they aren't always exact (but you
    still even manage to trip on your own feet in that category), but when
    you can't even twist a single calculation of two numbers to work in your
    favor, that's pretty sad.

    Man - can I call them or what. You are way too predictable, Neil. I
    wasn't even complaining about the nominal price of an alignment (I was
    complaining elsewhere about not getting what I paid for, but not the
    nominal price (assuming they delivered the service to match) - I even
    offered more hoping that would inspire them to get off their butts).
    Fact is, Neil, $65 is the going rate for a 4-wheel alignment around here
    (actually anywhere between $50 and $65 - but I suppose that's my fault
    too). They didn't spend anywhere near 2.5 hours - I guarantee you that.

    Here's what I wrote that you are stupidly responding to (after you said
    that I probably responded to a $19.95 coupon sale):

    "That isn't what happened at all. Last time I checked, $45 to $65 that
    I
    paid is more than $19.95.

    "I purposefully don't respond to such coupons, but you'll probably
    criticize me for that too. Proof that you assume whatever you want to
    in a vain attempt to win a stupid argument. I paid full price, and have
    always offered more if extra effort was required (seldom taken up on it,
    but it shows good will). My goal was to fix a problem and to pay what
    it took. The shops didn't see it that way - they felt they were
    entitled to the full price when they did a sh***y job. But you'll
    ignore that too just like you have everything else about this, or twist
    it into some negative lie. Get help - you need it."

    You first make a wild assumption that I used a coupon for $19.95 with
    absolutely no basis for such a stupid assumption. I simply said that I
    paid full price, and even offered more when it was clear that extra
    effort would be needed, but was refused, and then predicted that you
    would turn even that against me. You know, I felt kind of bad after I
    posted that maybe you have hardening of the arteries, but I really do
    think you have a serious problem that ought to be checked out. At least
    if that's the case, you have some excuse for your mental state.

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, Mar 2, 2004
    #26
  7. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    Your math homework, obviously.
    You're joking right?
    You mean to tell me that the prevailing automotive shop labor
    rate is < $20 an hour?
    Which province of China are you referring to?
    What did I trip Bill? You quoted $45-$65 for your alignment(s).
    $45.00 divided by 2.6 hours equals $17.30
    $65.00 divided by 2.6 hours equals $25.00
    or
    You paid a more normal labor rate of $60.00 per hour for an
    alignment check, $60.00 X .8 hrs equals $48.00 or $80 X .8 equals
    $64.00

    Be sad all you want, but anyone with an education above the third
    grade can see that I'm not twisting a damn thing.
    Uh..no, actually you can't. I guess you don't have enough
    fingers or toes to get into the -advanced- calculations.
    Did you inspire them with anything resembling a realistic price,
    for instance, taking the prevailing labor rate in this local
    (nothing special) of $65.00 times the labor hours of 2.6 hours
    equals $169.00

    An insanely unrealistic price, which anyone with half a brain
    would know is a teaser meant to sell ball joints, struts, tie rod
    ends, etc.
    There's your problem.
    A figure of speech you thick skulled dolt.
    Matters not whether it's $19.95 or $65.00, fact is, the pricing
    is suspiciously low that you are going to get either; a half
    assed job or the services of someone whos hourly worth is equal
    to what is being paid at McDonalds or Subway or as is usually the
    case and certainly appears to be in -this- case, both.
    I don't need to assume a single thing. I have -your- numbers, I
    have a labor time manual, the math is pretty basic, and since I
    spend 25% of my day doing it, odds of me making a mistake are
    nill.
    No you didn't. You paid the going rate in an area probably
    populated by cheapskates who've artificialy driven the price so
    low that it's impossible to get the job done anywhere near
    correctly. But you choose to live there.
    How about a different approach, you being an informed consumer
    and all, you merely call around and ask for a price quote or a
    labor time quote for your alignment, when you get a quote that
    realistically resembles the actual labor time of 2.6 hours at a
    realistic labor rate of someone with actual marketable skills,
    you choose them. All other low ball jobs are then considered a
    waste of time and effort and you can avoid those establishments.
    Shooting holes in your story is me twisting things into lies, eh?
    Actually, I wasn't -that- far off. And, I didn't assume, I said
    "probably." Word to big for ya?
    But Bill, you ARE an informed consumer, you should have realized
    something was fishy when you were being told $45-$65 to do a four
    wheel alignment. I see those numbers as being $100-$120 too low.
    Hell, you could have even posted it as a question here, I'd have
    been happy to look up the abor time for you and help you
    determine -realistically- what you could expect.
    Yeah, well, at least I can do simple math.
    here, try some:
    65 divided by 2.6 equals?
    45 divided by 2.6 equals?
    65 times .8 equals?
    How much dirt is in a hole that measures 2ft X 2ft X 2ft?
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 2, 2004
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  8. Greg Houston

    Bill Putney Guest

    So how many people here have paid $169 or more for a four wheel
    alignment on a standard road vehicle: Raise your hands.

    Not many hands raised there (in fact probably not a single one), Neil.
    In fact I doubt if anyone here has paid as much as $70 for a 4-wheel
    alignment.

    According to you, in my area, your beloved industry is charging what the
    market will bear ($65 or less) for a service that they're fraudulently
    calling a complete four-wheel alignment. According to you, I'm having
    fraud perpetrated on me by the industry that you are defending, and
    you're mad at me for that. Maybe you're right about their fraudulent
    practices - that would explain a lot.

    And you quoted a going labor rate of, what, $17.30 to $25.00/hr., but
    when I used a number in that range ($20/hr.) for the calculations, in
    your very next breath, you criticize me again for using a rate that you
    yourself said is within the range of the going rate - and asked if I
    live in China or something.

    I called it again. You think the prices here are out of line (low), and
    you actually blame me for that because I live here and didn't move away
    in protest. "Yep - I'm gonna to New Jersey - quit my job and jerk my
    kids out of school, pack everything up in a U-Haul because they can't do
    a decent four-wheel alignment in Virginia. That'll teach 'em to try to
    f*** with me."

    Have a nice day, Neil.

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, Mar 2, 2004
    #28
  9. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    Where did I say that that price was for a "standard road vehicle?"

    Look, I'll say it real slow so (perhaps) you can understand it...
    Labor time to align a second generation LH car is 2.6 hours.
    $65.00 per hour for labor is close to the national average.
    One can realistically expect a complete four wheel alignment to
    cost $169.00, if the cost is (as you experienced) $100.00 less
    than that, something is fishy.
    You may be correct Bill, but I couldn't help noticing over the
    years the number of posts similar to yours from owners of various
    brands and models thru-out the automotive groups who have the
    same complaint as yours.
    As for you doubting that anyone here has paid as much as $70 for
    a four wheel alignment, I'll just take that to mean that you
    -would- be unwilling to pay a realistic price for such services
    which makes a lot of what you've said here just so much hot air.
    (I have this comical image of Bill flashing his $65 + 10% stipend
    for a puh-rint-owt around town like some hillbilly millionaire)
    First of all, I am not -in- the alignment industry, so your
    association of ownership is indeed, very misplaced.
    Second, at $100.00 below established rates, where is the fraud?
    Fraud would be if you were charged $169.00 and recieved a
    half-assed job. You willfully accepted the discount, you got
    what you got, but what you got probably doesn't fit any known
    definition of a four wheel alignment.
    I suppose you'd buy a $99.00 refrigerator and expect a quality
    appliance also. (course, if it's only going to sit on the front
    porch, what more do ya need?)
    Was I defending? I don't think so. I was trying to help you
    understand why you experienced what you did. I don't like it any
    more than you do, but YOU were the one who interjected your
    "rant" into this discussion, so too frikin bad if you don't like
    the answers I give.
    Perhaps in your next rant, you could post a list of the answers
    that you do want to hear, that way I'll be better informed as to
    how I should answer and avoid damaging your fragile psyche.
    You think I am mad at you? Silly little boy...
    Whatever you do, DO NOT project -your- emotions onto me.
    Besides, how could I be mad and also be laughing as hard as I
    have throughout this discussion?
    Right, except that you've also used that brush to paint the same
    on doctors, lawyers, accountants, wives, the big bossman at the
    coalmine, etc, etc....
    You really aren't to be taken seriously.
    No Bill, I extrapolated that labor rate from the numbers YOU gave.
    IOWs, I did the math backwards to reach a conclusion WRT what you
    were recieving.
    Because for the life of me, I can't imagine a shop labor rate
    being that low anywhere else outside of some third world
    shit-hole. Is that where you live?
    Well, before you leave, say hello to Jethro, Uncle Jed, Granny,
    Ellie May, Gomer and Goober for me will ya?
    I shall.
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 2, 2004
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  10. Greg Houston

    deadbeat Guest

    And I suppose you expected the garage to have the $25,000 alignment machine
    and lift for free. Do you think there is a pad besides labor to also help
    pay for the machine by the garage. Last time I checked Alignment lifts and
    analyzers(yes) two seperate machines to do alignment) are not free!
     
    deadbeat, Mar 2, 2004
    #30
  11. Greg Houston

    Geoff Guest

    Front-wheel "thrust-angle" alignment, Metro Detroit: about $50.
    Four-wheel alignment, same place, about $90.

    Having worked in the business years ago as a service writer, I can tell you
    that, at least around here, the labor study manuals are only used rarely,
    and usually then only by inexperienced service writers, who almost
    invariably overbid the job and lose it.

    I don't know what the situation is in rural Michigan, but I doubt the people
    there pay more.

    FWIW.

    --Geoff
     
    Geoff, Mar 2, 2004
    #31
  12. Greg Houston

    Art Guest

    The shop where I had my car aligned charge nothing for a check and $69 if it
    needed adjustment. Of course they gave me that quote when I was getting
    tires at the same time. Their tire prices were competitive with everyone
    else. It probaby took less than an hour to align my Toyota Avalon. Don't
    see how they pay for the machine and worker at that rate. And yes I got a
    nice printout and got to watch thru a picture window.
     
    Art, Mar 2, 2004
    #32
  13. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    Labor time for a four wheel alignment on a 2000 Avalon is 1.4
    hours, just about half of the specified time for a second
    generation LH car.
    The price you paid is quite a bit more realistic...
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 3, 2004
    #33
  14. Greg Houston

    Bill Putney Guest

    Hmmm - I wonder why it's so much higher than for other vehicles.
    Measured the same way. Front toe in - two tie rod sleeves (loosen one
    clamp bolt) on either side to adjust. Front camber - loosen the
    knuckle-to-strut bolts on either side and adust the cam bolt, retighten
    - just like on many vehicles. Front caster - no adjustment - that
    shouldn't take long. Rear toe in - adjustable tie rods like most cars'
    front toe in. Rear camber - no adjustment. Sounds like the rates are
    bogus/meaningless, as others have indicated - certainly no justification
    for the huge difference in book rates compared to other typical
    vehicles.

    So far I haven't seen any signs in the shops that say "We charge higher
    prices for aligning LH cars because they take a lot longer to do", nor
    did any shops tell me they would have to charge more for my car. You
    know why that is? Because they don't take longer.
    That's the going rate in this area - sorry - again not my fault. You
    can't find a shop that charges more here. I didn't shop around for the
    lowest bidder. Actually, as I said about 3 times previously, $65 is on
    the high side. So your conclusion that I'd be unwilling to pay a higher
    price is wrong, as are most of your assumptions and conclusions.
    I find your fantasizing about me in any way repulsive and pathetic. As
    I said before, you need mental help, and possibly medical also - perhaps
    stroke or blocked carotid arteries - point your doctor in that direction
    next time you see him/her.
    So you were lying when you posted (direct quote from an earlier post):
    "But what the hell do I know, I first started doing front end
    alignments for pay in 1971" (certainly past tense, but what difference
    does it make that you were in the biz or are presently - more dishonesty
    on your part - "Depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"). More
    intellectual dishonesty on your part.
    You said yourself that you (not I) have concluded that the shops must've
    been pressured into cutting the charge for a 4-wheel alignment because
    of the public's ignorance of what's really involved, and therefore
    charge only what they figure people will pay and cut the service
    accordingly while still calling it a complete 4-wheel alignment. That
    is fraudulent and deceptive. You framed the scenario in your terms -
    I'm only telling you what you had just defined by your idiotic
    conclusions is fraud.
    Charging any price (just happens to be $50 or $65 in this case), and
    calling it a complete 4-wheel alignment when, according to you, they
    could not be doing a proper complete 4-wheel alignment for that price -
    yes - that would be fraud. Charging whatever price for an oil and
    filter change and simply wiping the dirt off the filter without changing
    oil and filter is fraud. That is the equivalent of what you're claiming
    the shops around here (and, according to post by others who've chimed
    in, elsewhere in the country) must be doing - but that's your
    conclusion, not mine. I'm just saying that if that is what's going on,
    then it's fraud. Period.
    Listen idiot: For the now, what, 6th time: I paid full *non-discounted*
    *non-coupon* *non-advertised special* price that is posted on the shops'
    boards - you know the ones that hang on the wall over the service
    counter that you press the numbers into that has dust on it because it
    has said that price for the last three years, yeah - that price - that
    is the one I paid. The shops' full price (7th time stated). The
    non-discounted/non-sale/non-special price (8th time stated). The price
    that you can't find a plcae around that charges more than that - that
    price (9th time stated).
    Therefore, if your conclusion is correct, by definition: fraudulent.
    Another one of your idiotic examples that, for one thing, doesn't apply
    to me. You sure you're not Lloyd?
    (snipped more b.s.)
    Oh - yeah - you're just trying to help.

    (more meaningless b.s. snipped)
    Nice try. The common thread is that they're all human beings, and
    subject to the same temptations to take the lazy way out unless some
    system of auditing or checks and balances in some form or other is in
    place. You're not really that stupid are you? Dishonest, maybe, but
    not that stupid. OK - maybe some of both, Lloyd - err - I mean - Neil.
    From an obviously exagerated book time for the job, as I and others have
    shown. Garbage in, garbage out as the saying goes.
    No that's what you speak out of.
    Yeah - I just said goodbye to your sister..

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, Mar 3, 2004
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  15. Greg Houston

    Bill Putney Guest

    Oops - can't forget this other quote of yours too, Neil, in this very
    same thread: "...and having sold alignment equipment for a living, can
    tell you that a majority of shops could care less whether a machine
    comes with a printer".

    Gee - besides your own statement that you were a paid alignment
    technician, I can't imagine where I got the idea that you had personal
    ties to the industry, Neil.

    Busted!!

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, Mar 3, 2004
    #35
  16. Greg Houston

    Geoff Guest

    You sure you're not Lloyd?

    Hmm. I've asked this too. Hands up, everyone who's sure they're not Lloyd!
    :)

    --Geoff
    (sure I'm not Lloyd)
     
    Geoff, Mar 3, 2004
    #36
  17. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    Hmmm - I wonder why it's so much higher than for other vehicles.[/QUOTE]

    Because it takes longer.
    No, actually, I'm making this all up in spite of the fact that
    the friggin times (warranty and customer pay) are well published
    and easily available to anyone.
    You should have bothered to actually read the procedure.
    The knuckle bolts have to be replaced in order to adjust camber.
    Oh... we did go over that previously. Pay attention Bill.
    No adjustment? I believe you were a participant in a discussion
    on that also. Yes adjustment. Pay attention Bill.
    The factory warranty time is also proportionately higher, i.e.,
    2.0 hours. Last time I checked, the factory wasn't making a
    habit out of setting warranty labor times any higher than what
    was necessary/what they could get away with, in fact, they tend
    to cut them to the bone.
    But you'd have known that if you had any actual experience other
    than that obtained from your armchair.
    (oh but Neil, Bill changed both speed sensors in his transaxle,
    he sure sounds like an expert to me)
    Gee, too bad the labor times for warranty and customer pay, labor
    times established by time study, don't agree.
    Since there is an overwhelming certainty that you weren't there
    during the time studies, and have never even done an alignment on
    an automobile, your "Because they don't take longer" doesn't mean
    diddly-squat.
    You should read what you write Bill, my comments were based upon
    your useage of the words "I doubt."
    I find that you believe that I'm "fantasizing" about you to be
    self centered, naive and ignorant. So, what else is new.
    Oh, now you're a medical expert? Do your qualifications in that
    area come from the same place as you qualifications on things
    automotive? I bet they do. Bill learned fixin' cars from Jethro
    and he learned doctorin' from Granny.
    Stay tuned for the 'New" Beverly Hillbillies, starring Bill
    Putney as "Jed," Bill Putney as "Granny," Bill Putney as
    "Jethro," Bill Putney as "Ellie May," Bill Putney as "Miss Jane,"

    Wheeeeew doggies, I can't wait.
    Bill, knowing how to do alignments and having in previous jobs
    actually -done- alignments does not necessarily mean that I am at
    the present time currently in that part of the business.
    If that is too complicated for you to understand to the point
    that you feel compelled to call me a liar or accuse me of being
    dishonest, that's your problem, not mine.
    You'd be smarter off to stop wearing your desperation on your
    sleeve where everyone can see it.
    They're providing what the consumer demands. Since consumers
    such as yourself "doubt" that a four wheel alignment can cost or
    should cost or should take as long as it does, it's the consumer
    who is committing the fraud, the shop is merely attempting to
    meet them somewhere in between. It's the Walmart mentality in
    action, consumers are willing to settle for less quality because
    they are only capable of making decisions based upon price and
    the fact that most of them wouldn't know quality if it bit them
    on their ass..
    The shop is faced with the choice of offering 'something' or
    nothing. To remain competative, something has to be cut, that is
    always the case no matter what the product or service is, but it
    is not the shops/stores fault, it is the consumers fault.
    No Bill, there is a very big difference between a shop not
    actually having performed a service versus them modifying a
    service to meet customer demands.
    A better analogy would be shop "A" does a lube oil and filter
    using premium oil and a premium filter and the proper chassis
    grease, they check the lights, they check the tires, they inspect
    the drive belts, they check the brakes, they check the
    transmssion and differential, versus shop "B" who does a lube,
    oil and filter using bulk genaric oil and a genaric filter, they
    don't do any inspection of the vehicle, just slam it back down on
    the floor and drive it out.
    Shop "B" makes more profit than shop "A" but neither one is
    committing fraud, it's up to the consumer to determine which is
    the better value.
    Now we'll examine shop "A" versus shop "B" doing an alignment.
    Shop "A" sets the vehicle to the optimal settings for good
    handling, no pull, minimal tire wear and a centered steering
    wheel, the vehicle is test driven to make certain there is no
    pull from road crown and no unusual noises.
    Shop "B" adjusts the setting so that they are "in spec," close
    enough that the tires won't shred in the distance the customer is
    going on his way home, nothing is optimized, there is no road
    test so they can't even tell if the vehicle pulls or not but
    every setting falls with-in the manufacturers range of acceptable.

    In both analogies, both shops want to realize the same profit
    margin, neither shop is committing fraud but there is an obvious
    difference in the end product and more often than not, the
    customer is going to choose the lesser priced, fewer sevices
    performed product than the higher priced, more sevices, more
    accurate product. The customer gets crap because he has forced
    the quality product off the shelf.
    Yeah Bill, I've seen those menu boards, every time I've gone into
    McDonalds for a coffee, there they are!
    I mean good lord, how many times do I have to post it in these
    groups.... People-people-people, stop taking your car to
    McDonalds for service work.
    Who's the idiot Bill?

    No Bill, the "menu" price, the MCDONALDS price.
    That price. The "a Big Mac is the same price no matter where you
    are, it's always the same price," price. The "always the low
    price" price.
    Did they have a clown on that menu board, was there an old man
    there at the entry way handing out shopping carts?
    Did you grab a job application?
    Can't say. All I can do is relate the real labor time to perform
    the service, compare it to your data and tell you that something
    doesn't add up.
    Why, don't you have electricity? (sorry, I didn't know)
    A smart guy like you should be able to figure that out.
    What were you expecting, a crying towel?
    Sorry, fresh out.
    Right. Every time something doesn't work out, it's because of
    lazyness and fraud. It must be a terrible burden to be so
    perfect.
    You are -SO- laughable. In one breath you tell -me- to get
    medical help, and in the next, you demonstrate the depths of your
    paranoia. As I said before, you are not to be taken seriously.
    Dunno, are you really that paranoid?
    What have I done that's dishonest?
    Please, find me just one customer that will come forward and
    claim that I've ever done anything dishonest to them.
    You know, honesty works both ways, I also have to be honest to
    myself and that includes charging the full labor time as it is
    published when I service a vehicle, since that is at odds with
    what you believe, that makes -you- the dishonest one.
    So yes Bill, your mechanics -are- dishonest, they're dishonest
    because they sell themselves short depriving those who depend on
    them for support (wives, children) to provide for them in the
    best manner possible.
    Bill, the factory warranty labor time for a four wheel alignment
    on a second generation LH car is 2.0 hours, that makes 2.6 labor
    hours for customer pay very much in line and correct.
    The factory has NEVER been known to be anywhere near generous
    with their published labor times, NEVER. Warranty labor times
    are strictly based upon the actual hands on working on the car
    time, they fall well short when it comes to the actual time it
    takes to do a job. They do not account for the time it takes to
    procure the tools needed, they do not account for any test drive
    time, they do not account for machine set up time, they do not
    account for the time it takes to look up specifications and/or
    TSBs. IOWs, if you need to take a whiz, you better hold it until
    quitting time.
    IOWs, you are so clueless, you make me laugh.
    I have no choice because that happens to be the part of your body
    where your brain is located.
    Wasn't -my- sister, must have been yours.
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 3, 2004
    #37
  18. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    "Busted?"

    Gee Bill, I was in the Cub Scouts some years ago, but I'm not
    now. What do you suppose -that- means?

    You know, I struggle, I really struggle with the concept that
    there really are people out there that are too stupid to pour
    piss out of a boot even though the instructions are printed on
    the heel.

    Sadly, as often happens, you are too stupid to even recognise
    what a fool you've made yourself to appear.

    Why do you go out of your way to make your desperation so obvious?
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 3, 2004
    #38
  19. Greg Houston

    Bill Putney Guest

    Because it takes longer.
    No, actually, I'm making this all up in spite of the fact that
    the friggin times (warranty and customer pay) are well published
    and easily available to anyone.
    You should have bothered to actually read the procedure.
    The knuckle bolts have to be replaced in order to adjust camber.
    Oh... we did go over that previously. Pay attention Bill.[/QUOTE]

    Mine came with one cam bolt on either side (so, one camming bolt, one
    "normal" bolt per side). If the camber can't be adjusted into the
    acceptable range with the one camming bolt, the second knuckle
    (spindle)-to-strut bolt can be replaced with an camming bolt identical
    to the other one to double the range of adjustment. If that is
    required, the shop is justified to charge for the part and labor of
    replacing it. Not a big deal.
    You misunderstand. The caster is not adjustable by normal means. *If*
    the bilateral (side-to-side difference) caster is out of range, the TSB
    that was mentioned talks about being able to shift the engine cradle
    using the normal clearance between the four cradle bolts and their holes
    to twist the cradle location to bring the side-to-side difference into
    spec. - but, again - that would not be considered to be within the scope
    of the normal alignment - it is expected to be within tolerance. That
    is a means to get rid of the lead if something is out of whack that is
    causing an out of spec. side-to-side caster measurement and associated
    lead/pull.
    I only had one speed sensor go bad and replaced only the bad one, not
    that it makes any difference.

    .... ... ...

    Bill Putney
    (to reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with "x")
     
    Bill Putney, Mar 3, 2004
    #39
  20. Greg Houston

    Neil Nelson Guest

    The cam bolts could have been installed previous to your
    ownership, even to the point where it was done during
    pre-delivery inspection.
    I can't say for certain whether the cam bolts come standard from
    the factory, tomorrow I'll slide under the Intrepid and see if
    there's any there...

    I'm not misunderstanding anything, I've been jacking subframes to
    set caster dating back to 1978/79 on the original GM "X" bodies
    which was also listed as not having adjustable caster, even
    though it is.
    Understood.
     
    Neil Nelson, Mar 4, 2004
    #40
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