How to bypass seat belt alarm in 05 Town & Country?

air bags don't take the place of a seat belt and as matter of fact if
aren't wearing a seat belt and your air bag deploys it won't properly
protect you.the air bag works in conjunction with the seat belt not in
place of.

 

I totaled a Chevy Suburban once and walked away without a scratch or
burise. If I would NOT have been wearing my seatbelt, I would have had
to have the steering wheel extricated from my chest. I'm glad it
didn't have airbags or I likely would not have gotten off so easy.

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Believe what you want.....Since you are all statistics majors....what
percentage of women claim to have extra-marital affairs. Just a little
FYI, the fact that YOU may be monogamous does not mean that your wife is.
Maybe you ought to consider the rubber. Look directly in her eyes when you
ask her if she ever had an affair. If her eyes wander in either direction
even for a split second.....she did. I am sure after a few more years of
smoking and your pudendal arteries calcify and atrophy, your wife will stay
with you cause you can still lick her plus you treat her good right??
If they told you you had cancer you would spend every last cent and have
every last test and procedure trying to stay alive. I see it every day.
Emphysema, PVD, impotence just screws the quality of your life as it spirals
down. It takes years to bury you
I came here for advice on how to turn off my seat belt alarm. Tim was nice
enough to respond without attacking me.
I didn't call the Chrysler garage. I thought it would be easier to come
here.
I like it here too lol
Just an aside, many of you here have assumed my kids ride without belts
calling me names etc. They don't.. adyway If you smoke in the same room as
or in a car with your kids, YOU are guilty of child abuse. In a divorce
situation, that would be used for you to lose custody.

 

Neither do I.
Why don't you choose to wear them?
I know living people who would be dead if they weren't wearing them.
I knew dead people who would be alive if they were wearing them.
Airbags and seat belts work together. In an accident where you weren't wearing a
seatbelt, the air bag could kill you.

 

wife is.

Just a little FYI,like I said you don't know me and you certainly
don't know my wife either, just because your wife wasn't satisfied
with the dick she was getting from you doesn't mean mine isn't
satisfied.its not all about sex anyway, you obviously have many issues
besides not being able to provide adequate sex for you now exwife.

maybe you ought to consider a rubber room.

right??

better than you know how.

like I said you don't know me, I would not sit and suffer and cause
prolonged pain and suffering to my wife and children,much
easier,cheaper and faster to drive into a tree.

theres one in every crowd,thanks Tim.you should have taken Tims advice
and left.

yeah you are right spending a few days acting like an ass is likely
much easier than a phone call to you.

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by the way top posting is rude.

 

TNKEV
Is that some foreign language for ostrich?
Cause you got your head in the sand bud. My wife didnt leave me for
dick...she left me for more money and if you work as a mechanic in a
chrysler garage...I make a hell of a lot more than you. So **** off
ostrich. AND if i met your wife, I bet i could **** her, but thats all,
wouldn't want to make your children or those presented as your children
fatherless.

Did you ask her....pretend it's a joke, make fun of me when you do, But
look in her eyes. I bet she did.....I wonder do your kids look like you?

TNKEV
Is that some foreign language for ostrich?
Cause you got your head in the sand bud. My wife didnt leave me for
dick...she left me for more money and if you work as a mechanic in a
chrysler garage...I make a hell of a lot more than you. So **** off
ostrich. AND if i met your wife, I bet , no, I know i could **** her, but
thats all, wouldn't want to make your children or those presented as your
children fatherless.
Thanks,
Learned all kinds of shit here.
You would hang on to every last breath..every last heartbeat...it's human
nature, I see it every single day!!!!

 

No the wife beating child molester is top and bottom posting in one thread!
Well, at least we know he does not have a job were lifes are at stake, and
he is lying otherwise. Really, is someone that stupid to top post and bottom
post? I guess so. And he still thinks the misses left him for more money!
HELLLLLLOOOOO!
She left you because you are sarcastic, mean-spirited, you hit her and the
kids, and you are emotionally unstable! nuff said (PLONK)

 

David's wife is cheating on him and he is in denial.
lololol.......kinda sucks huh?
Now I am a child molester and a wife beater. I better get to k-mart there
having a sale on wife beater tee shirts.

 

That wasn't name calling, that was a perfectly logical guess as to why
you wern't wearing your seat belt.

And went downhill from there...

Foaty, I will answer one of your desires. Foaty = F.O.T.Y. Father Of The
Year,
get it now Foaty?

If that's all you can come up with I'd hardly call you venomous. I've been
flamed
by much better flamers than you will ever be.

I didn't drag all that bullcrap in. You did. What I think is rediculous
is -
why I can hardly choose among all the things. There's your antigovernment
bais even though the government is who built all those roads your driving
around on and not wearing your seatbelt on. There's your silly equating
of motorcycles and cars as if the safety gear on both should be the same.
There's your impossible insistence that a person has equal chances of
dying belted as unbelted. There's your childish method of rebellion against
your government though the method of not wearing your seat belt.
(that's rebellion?) There's your assumption that everyone on this group
smokes, fucks anything with a **** that moves, stuffs their face at
Micky Dees for every meal, and drives with the accellerator flat on the
floor every time they get in a car. There's your continued
insistence that if you don't wear a seatbelt and you get into
an accident that it's just going to affect you if you get pasted. There's
your paranoid assumption that insurance companies are manipulating
seat belt data. There's your inane assumption that my sexual
practices with my wife are somehow going to affect you. There's
your illogical view that just because you work with a Quad that
got hurt in a motorcycle accident that everyone hurt in motorcycle
accidents is a Quad who wants to die. Why, Foaty, I can't even
choose what is most rediculous of your blather.

It's already been explained to you several times that without a seat belt
you could lose control of your car and make an accident worse for someone
else.

It's already been explained to you that this ruptured spleen bullcrap is
pure bullcrap since better seat belts exist (5 point) that don't have this
problem.

It's already been explained to you several times that an airbag without
a belt is not good

It's already been explained to you how it is completely
illogical to argue that data proving seat belts save lives is skewed.

All these things you ignored - because they don't match your fantasy
of how the world works.

And, finally, continuting to make analogies with motorcycles is espically
rediculous. Bikes are not cars!

I've said it before and I'll say it again since you don't seem to understand
it,
I put down posts that are flat out wrong, flat out illogical, and flat out
dangerous.
Frankly I hardly give a crap about your exwife and kids - although I think
it
would be really a sad thing for your kids if you got yourself killed because
you wern't wearing a belt - but I do give a crap about all the misleading
stuff your spouting.

I know that you are a lost cause Foaty. Your going to not wear your seat
belt because your fantasies of how the world works are more important than
actually how it works. But I am going to still stamp on your posts because
I know that if I and Dan and Alex and everyone else don't do it, that
somebody
out there is going to read your posts, assume that nobody has a problem with
it,
then figure it's OK to not wear a belt. Then they are going to get pasted
in an accident. If the rest of us sit on you then we may be saving that
person's
life because they will ready your responses and our responses and realize
what an idiot you are on this topic and that you don't know what your
talking about.

Ted

 

I am from Tennessee hence TN and my name is Kevin hence KEV,I am a fan
of the Grateful Dead who had a song called Tennessee Jed,TN
Jed,TNKEV,this is not the only group I frequent.

you have no room to talk about a person having thier head in the sand.

off

There aren't any mechanics working here only Technicians and I am not
a Technician.
I don't care how much money you make so **** off!

all,

you are wrong

like you?

I am 6'5 blonde hair and blue eyes,my wife 5'7 brown hair and brown
eyes,my 2 girls both blonde and blue and look *exactly*like me.


I am from the south and in the south there are many sluts yes but my
wife grew up on a farm and is very much a southern belle,sweet,demure
and innocent,she is not capable of lowering herself to what you
assume.

good bye.

 

Ask her Jethro, or are you afraid of the response?

 

Jethro yer too damned funny!

her response would be to break down in tears,I don't like to see her
cry,I love her and would not want to hurt her.

maybe thats why you don't have a wife is because you asked her fucked
up questions like that.

like I said you don't know me and you don't know my wife.

now run along fucktard, I am tired of playing with you now.

 

I work with women. Rarely is a women faithful.

 

Yeah,
You don't know me either. If you did, you wouldn't think I am such a dick.
Believe it or not, I have a lot of friends, and am a LIKEABLE guy....lol
Congratulations on having a good woman.
I have one now too.


Later Jethro
I leave you in peace........

 

hmmm .ted actually you and i with our tax money subsidized the auto industry by
having roads built