Dodge Caravan

Dodge Caravan

Forsale 1997 red Dodge Caravan. 67 500 miles.
Dents in front and rear bumper, along with the doors. Rear right taillight needs replacement. A few minor stains and cigerrette burns inside.
All original parts and fluids. 1 owner lady driven.

$6 000 OBO

 

This isn't ebay...


Matt

 

And she's WAY out of line on price
Larry

 

Translation:
The kids and I have trashed this once perfectly good minvan. Its
dented to hell and back. I like to put my cigarettes out on the
carpet or throw them at the kids when they won't be quiet. Be careful
or you will stick to the back seat. Van has never had any
maintenance... We're just hoping it will run long enough to get you
to the end of the street. One owner. Need to sell so I can pay the
DUI lawyer.

 

A customer just called yesterday to make an appointment because
he just bought a 98 Grand Caravan w/ 3.3 and 80K miles on it for
$2500.00 It has a few minor dents and some minor oil leaks,
nothing that can't be fixed for a few hundred dollars...
he has 25+ years experience as a used car manager so he knew
pretty well going in what he was buying.
Six grand is way out of line. (P.T. Barnum and all that...)

 

You forgot: The inside stinks like a tobacco smoke house.

(I wonder if the oil is original too?)

Ted

 

I think that's what they mean by "All original parts and fluids" It has the
original tires, air filter, plugs, pads, rotors, pcv, coolant, ATF, and
battery.

 

I think that's what they mean by "All original parts and fluids" It has the
original tires, air filter, plugs, pads, rotors, pcv, coolant, ATF, and
battery.